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Get a taste for religion, Lick a Witch!
A skeptic goes in to see a fortune teller. "You are the father of 2 children," the fortune teller says. "That's what you think! I'm the father of 3 children!," says the man. "That's what you think," says the fortune teller.
Christian School song (unofficial):
I've learned enough to stay afloat
But not so much I rock the boat
I'm glad they shoved it down my throat
I want to be a clone
I once was lost; I once was blind
But now my parts are realigned
My church is an assembly line
I want to be a clone.
That was Zen; this is Tao.
Before I criticize a man, I walk a mile in his shoes. That way, if he gets angry, he's a mile away and barefoot.
Zur Zugabe noch ein kleiner Vergleich über die meisten Religionen:
A Short guide to comparative Religions
ATHEISM: No sh&t
BUDDHISM: "If sh&t happens, it really isn't sh&t."
CALVINISM: Sh&t happens because you don't work hard enough.
CATHOLICISM: Sh&t happens because you are BAD.
CEREMONIAL MAGIC: I Can make sh&t Happen.
CHRISTIAN SCIENCE: Sh&t is only in your mind.
CONFUCIANISM: Confucius say: "sh&t happens."
EXISTENSIALISM: What is this sh&t anyway?
FUNDAMENTALISM: BIG sh&t will happen... SOON!
HARE KRISHNA: Sh&t happens Rama Rama. *sing*
HEDONISM: There's nothing like good sh&t happening.
HINDUISM: This sh&t happened before.
ISLAM: "If sh&t happens, it is the will of Allah."
JEHOVAH'S WITNESSES: Let us save you from the sh&t.
JUDAISM: Why does sh&t always happen to US?
MOONIES: Only happy sh&t really happens.
MORMONISM: If sh&t happens, you have two wives to blame it on.
NEW AGE: Visualize no sh&t happening.
PAGANISM: Sh&t is a part of the Goddess too!
PROTESTANTISM: Sh&t won't happen if I work harder.
QUAKERS: "No sh&t here, please."
RASTAFARIANISM: Let's smoke some sh&t.
SCIENTOLOGY: Feces Occurs.
STOICISM: Sh&t is good for me.
SEVENTH DAY ADVENTISTS: No sh&t on Saturdays.
TAOISM: Sh&t happens.
TELEVANGELISM: Send money or sh&t will happen to you!
WICCANISM: "Oh sh&t, I got that spell wrong again."
ZEN: What is the sound of sh&t happening?
ZOROASTRIANISM: Sh&t happens half the time.