Für den smarten Fetischisten nur das Allerfeinste...

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THE ONLY VIBRATIONAL INTEGRATION BIO-PHOTONIC ENERGIZER THAT CAN PROMOTE WELLNESS

[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]The VIBE Machine, developed by Gene Koonce in Greeley Colorado, [/FONT][FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]is a non-invasive electronic device that safely increases the energy of each cell in your body[/FONT][FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]. You sit next to the machine for just a few minutes each session.
[/FONT][FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]The VIBE Machine uses the principle that lifeforms can absorb radio wave energy to strengthen the cells of the body against physical imbalances and infection. The device creates a strong electromagnetic field that acts as a carrier of beneficial frequencies,[/FONT][FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] that act to[/FONT][FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] raise [/FONT][FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]the vibration of your cells to their optimal frequency. By sitting next to the machine your body will receive the energy it needs to help heal itself and / or stay healthy.[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Rising costs of medical care, drugs and insurance, makes using the VIBE Machine regularly a smart investment in preventive healthcare, putting you in the driver's seat.
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[FONT=Modern, sans-serif]This Device promotes a feeling of well-being and energy and will restore balance to the systems of your body![/FONT]

[FONT=Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]Medical Disclaimer:[/FONT][FONT=Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif] Nothing on this page is intended to diagnose, treat, prescribe or cure any physical or mental problem or medical condition, and is intended for educational purposes only. The statements on this page have not been evaluated by the FDA, and as such, shall not be construed as medical advice, implied or otherwise. As owners of a VIBE Machine, we do not diagnose medical conditions, or recommend any course of treatment to either cure or alleviate a specific medical condition or symptom. The VIBE Machine is for investigational and experimental use only and must be used at your own risk. For all serious health concerns please consult with your licensed professional health care provider[/FONT]
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Und nun, die Two-Billion-Dollar-Frage des Jahrtausends:


WIE KOMMT ES, DASS DER GESAMTE ESOSCHROTT ZU 99,9999% AUS DEN USA STAMMT??
HAT DORT ETWA WIRKLICH EINE DNA-VERÄNDERUNG EINGESETZT, RICHTUNG DEMENTIA PRAECOX???



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Du Eli - ich hab eine Ideeheeee .............



Wir bauen auch so eine Lampe, nur viel schöner noch, mit Glitzersternchen drauf und so und mit blauen Indigolicht. Die kann dann alles - also wirklich alles, z.b. wenn man Kinder macht im Schein der Lampe, dann werden es garantiert Kristallindigoglitzerkinder usw. ....
Und wir machen dann auch so einen hochesoterischen Werbetext dazu (in allen Sprachen natürlich) und verkaufen die Dinger dann um nur $ 15.000,--.
10.000,-- für mich und 5.000,-- für dich.

Ich hab ja auch die Idee gehabt. Du darfs dafür bauen.


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Mandy
 
Zu spät ma Chere !!!


:lachen: OMMMMMMMMMMMyghoddddddd!!! :lachen: ............. Grrrrrrr............
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Das ist ja eine hübsche lanpe.
Nur dieses Pfffffffffffffff... ist nervig, ohne das würde ich sie nehmen, so auf der Fensterbank...
Was kann die denn? (mein Englisch ist schlecht) :doof:
 
Soweit ich es verstanden habe, sind das zwölf Glasröhren, gefüllt mit Argon, Kypton und Wasserdampf, durch die ein Laserstrahl geschickt wird, um ein "biophotonisches elektromagnetisches Feld" zu erzeugen, das deine Zellen und deine DNA in die ursprünglich vorgesehene, "ordentliche" Vibration versetzt und dadurch all deine physischen, emotionalen und psychischen Probleme löst. :sabber:
Wichtig: Vibrationen heissen ab sofort "Quanten-Fluktuationen"!

Sozusagen die Eier legende Wollmilchsau aus der Quantenfetischistischen Schwurbelecke.
Für grad mal schlappe 17.800 US-$, wohlgemerkt.
Umgerechnet etwa 12.000 €uronen.


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Und jetzt wird gefeiert:

Fetischisten allen couleurs, liebe Fans und Mitwirkende!
Wir haben die 7.000er-Grenze überschritten!!! :banane:
Aus gegebenem Anlass gibt's darum in Kürze ein extra Fetischisten-Gustostückerl der Premiumkategorie!!!

Prosit! :sekt::sekt::sekt:
 
Und nun wie versprochen, ein wahres Kleinod des Quantenfetischismus!!!


Tja, und was haben wir da Schönes?!

Möglicherweise den Schlüssel zum genetischen Quantensprung!!!

Aulterra
The DNA Activator

[FONT=arial, helvetica, sans-serif]Laboratory studies confirm that Aulterra:
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  • [FONT=arial, helvetica, sans-serif]Balances and harmonizes the energy meridians of the body[/FONT]
  • [FONT=arial, helvetica, sans-serif]Supports DNA function and assists its natural oscillation patterns.[/FONT]
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[/FONT][FONT=arial, helvetica, sans-serif]Aulterra consists of diamagnetic and paramagnetic elements that have remarkable health benefits. {also Eisenspäne???}
A homeopathic preparation is created from these elements and blended back into the mother substance. Aulterra is created with the intention of enhancing harmony into any structure that is not in resonance with its highest good.
[/FONT][FONT=arial, helvetica, sans-serif]This intention becomes stored information that can be subsequently retrieved or utilized by biological systems, thereby producing a biological effect.
In this sense, these objects have a memory of the information stored within them. Although long-term storage of information in physical objects is considered an anomaly in the eyes of traditional science, it has been demonstrated experimentally.

[/FONT][FONT=arial, helvetica, sans-serif]One of the biological targets used in these studies was the DNA molecule. :stickout2
In addition to these responses to stored or imprinted energy, DNA has been shown to act as an antenna for other forms of subtle energy (Rein, 1994a, 1996, 1997).
Thus, it has been discovered that in addition to classical EM fields (Semin, 1995), subtle energy resonates with the DNA molecule and causes physical changes in its secondary structure (winding and unwinding of the helix).
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DNA and Its Relationship to Ultimate Health and Evolution


[/FONT][FONT=arial, helvetica, sans-serif]For years, DNA researchers thought the double helix that holds our genetic code was a stationary structure. Only within the last few years have these same researchers realized that a healthy, normally functioning DNA is in a perpetual oscillating motion of winding and unwinding.
[/FONT][FONT=arial, helvetica, sans-serif]DNA unwinds when the hydrogen bonds that hold the helix together are broken by noxious stimuli. As it recovers, it spontaneously rewinds. However, when in an environment of harmonic electromagnetic fields, the unwinding and rewinding become oscillatory in nature. The helix rewinds, and then unwinds a little, rewinds, and unwinds a little. {{{häh ???- :confused:}}}
[/FONT][FONT=arial, helvetica, sans-serif]When this oscillatory pattern is a constant, quantum coherence occurs. [/FONT][FONT=arial, helvetica, sans-serif]{{{häh ???- :confused:}}}[/FONT][FONT=arial, helvetica, sans-serif]
Aulterra induces this quantum behavior in DNA.
"Quantum" as defined in Taber's Cyclopedia Medical Dictionary is "a unit of radiant energy".
Therefore this quantum behavior produces radiant energy.
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[FONT=arial, helvetica, sans-serif]"Radiant" is defined as "emitting beams of light". [/FONT][FONT=arial, helvetica, sans-serif]{{{häh ???}}}[/FONT]
[FONT=arial, helvetica, sans-serif]The energy of Aulterra supports the DNA into this quantum oscillatory pattern. [/FONT][FONT=arial, helvetica, sans-serif]{{{häh ???}}}[/FONT][FONT=arial, helvetica, sans-serif]
This pattern produces radiant energy.
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to be continued here...
[FONT=arial, helvetica, sans-serif]Cautions[/FONT]
[FONT=arial, helvetica, sans-serif]Do not take Aulterra if you are currently taking any neurotropic (substances that affect the nervous system) or psycotropic (substances that affect the brain) without the full knowledge and written permission of your attending physician.
[/FONT][FONT=arial, helvetica, sans-serif]The statements made on this page have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, mitigate or prevent any disease.[/FONT]
Yes - but what the hell wird da überhaupt verkauft???

Hier die Lösung: für 21€/60 Kapseln.
Aulterra – ist ein rein organisches Mittel, abgetragen von einem seltenen kristallenen Felsen, der an nur zwei bekannten Orten in der Welt gefunden wurde. Es kann das magnetische Feld des Körpers ausgleichen, welches den Metabolismus des physischen Körpers, der Nahrung und anderer diätetischer Produkte verbessert. Offenbar kann Aulterra ebenfalls einen positiven Einfluß auf die DNA-Funktionen haben (Herstellerangabe „Harmonic Innerprizes“).
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Let's come - äh - evolve together!!!!!
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