English for runaways!!!

[FelsenAmazone]

@Tommy : Hello dear, you are one-loaded, too! You are the master of English Desaster... or how was that?

Oh, the master of desaster himself! I am the eve of destruction! What a mess! Was für eine Messe!

 

[cailin]

I am hungry.

Ich bin Ungar.

 

[FelsenAmazone]

Maybe the jack of all trades and master of none pops by here?

Vielleicht poppt der Hannes der Tradierten und Meister der Nonnen hier?

Sorry, my German is so bad: Vielleicht schaut der Hans-Dampf-in-allen-Gassen mal hier vorbei?

 

[Enndlin]

Oh dear... I looked at my watch... it is quite spade (spät). I must in-front-of-ready (vor-bereit-en) my early-peace (Früh-Stück) for tomorrow. And then I will sink down into my ear-stool (Ohrensessel... nicht das, was ihr jetzt herauslest... pfuideibel ) and watch the program at my faraway-looker (Fern-Seher)

Cheers!

 

[LalDed]

Oh, the master of desaster himself! I am the eve of destruction! What a mess! Was für eine Messe!

You are the queen of mess!!!


(must I can Denglish? I only can English - much better as German.....)

 

[Pfeil]

So here we make the best english lessions of all times. Feel you free to write your Oxford English Knowledge into very ghost-rich sentences !

First of all: " You can say you to me."( Helmut Kohl)

But because my Ochs is fort i prefer to create my own english, that appears very cool sometimes (to myself). Only thing you never ever should mismatch is nutrition and nutrification, as latter means to put shit on vegetables, while first means to put vegetables into your stomac.

As golden rule: If you don't know what to say then take "Nice to meet you." This is always good, but not many times in a row.

 

[FelsenAmazone]

I am hungry.

Ich bin Ungar.

Great. I do not speak hungarian.
Grüße. Ich spreche nicht hungriger.

 

[Enndlin]

Maybe the jack of all trades and master of none pops by here?

Vielleicht poppt der Hannes der Tradierten und Meister der Nonnen hier?

Sorry, my German is so bad: Vielleicht schaut der Hans-Dampf-in-allen-Gassen mal hier vorbei?

Oh my goodness!!! Ich schmeiß' mich gleich wech

 

[LalDed]

Oh dear... I looked at my watch... it is quite spade (spät). I must in-front-of-ready (vor-bereit-en) my early-peace (Früh-Stück) for tomorrow. And then I will sink down into my ear-stool (Ohrensessel... nicht das, was ihr jetzt herauslest... pfuideibel ) and watch the program at my faraway-looker (Fern-Seher)

Cheers!

Sleep well in your Bettgestell

 

[FelsenAmazone]

Oh dear... I looked at my watch... it is quite spade (spät). I must in-front-of-ready (vor-bereit-en) my early-peace (Früh-Stück) for tomorrow. And then I will sink down into my ear-stool (Ohrensessel... nicht das, was ihr jetzt herauslest... pfuideibel ) and watch the program at my faraway-looker (Fern-Seher)

Cheers!

Oh, dann mach Dir mal Dein Brechfest für morgen gute Nacht Du Gute !