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[Livie]

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Guten Morgen Meister, angenehm im Saft geruht über Nacht ?


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101 Rules of Black Metal

Rule 1-7

1. Don't be gay.

2. Be "true".

3. All people who aren't "true" are gay.

4. Be grim.

5. Be necro.

6. Be simultaneously grim and necro if at all possible.

7. Break things while being grim and necro.

 

[alphastern]

Hagalls Volksmusik-Stück läuft hier in Deutschland gar nicht... danke Gema

Na, dann hör ich halt das hier:

 

[Hagall]

es gibt nur eine black metal - regel, und die lautet:

ICH: saaaatan
DU: biiiiatch


horror metal från sverige:

 

[alphastern]

 

[Livie]

Oh, danke

Werd ich mir nachher mal in aller Ruhe anhören !

Feine Sache das

yep

LARP Metal

 

[Livie]

es gibt nur eine black metal - regel, und die lautet:

ICH: saaaatan
DU: biiiiatch


horror metal från sverige:

8. Don't have fun at concerts. Stand around with arms crossed.

9. Repeat all above while denouncing organized religion in any form.

10. Never ever, EVER under ANY circumstances...

11. ...Listen to Peccatum.

12. When someone asks you if you enjoy the music of Mayhem, point out that
you only enjoy the music of "the true" Mayhem. Maniac is gay.

13. Don't play with fuzzy things, excepting that by "play" you mean "burn".

14. Don't be Dani Filth.

15. Never, ever, under any circumstances utter the phrase "Kenny G slams,
man."

16. Don't be Dani Filth.

17. When your mom tells you to take out the garbage tell her that you're too
metal to remove refuse.

Extra important rules:
ICH: saaaatan
DU: biiiiatch

 

[Livie]

Hagalls Volksmusik-Stück läuft hier in Deutschland gar nicht... danke Gema

Na, dann hör ich halt das hier:

cool

18. Run for it!

19. Sodomize a virgin whore.

20. Sodomize anything that is not male. (Fuzzy things look out!)

21. Make sure your album goes out of print about 3 years after its
release... so it becomes 'cult'.

22. When in doubt, say "True Norwiegian Black Metal!"

23. If that doesn't work, blast beats can fill any silence.

24. Turn any cross you find upside-down.

25. Nipple twisting is not a blackmetal activity..

26. Write a cult, underground, grim and necro zine. Feature only interviews
with bands no one has heard of, even "true"
blackmetallers.

27. Never ever, EVER, EVER be open-minded.

Extra important rules:
ICH: saaaatan
DU: biiiiatch

 

[alphastern]

 

[Livie]

Weils so schön ist …

28. Never write songs less than 15 minutes long and containing less than 15
adjectives in the title.

29. a) paint face. b) go in woods. c) act like troll.

30. Don't be Mortiis (or Dani Filth).

31. Don't wear white shoes after Labor Day.

32. Don't make jokes only your mom would get.

33. Don't make jokes.

34. When in doubt, scowl with eyes downturned.

35. Don't eat Marshmellow Peeps.

36. To producers of black metal albums: remember...no low end! If it doesn't
hurt to listen to, it can't be "true".

37. Make sure that no less than half of the musicians on your album are
"session" members.

38. When in concert, always growl names of songs so that they are
imperceptible. This will ensure that anyone who doesn't have your "cult" LP
won't get it.


Extra important rules:
ICH: saaaatan
DU: biiiiatch

 

[alphastern]

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