Comparative Analysis of World Religious Philosophies
Taoism : Shit happens.
Confucianism : Confucius say “Shit happens”.
Buddhism : Shit happening is an illusion....
Islam : Shit happening is the will of Allah!
Zen : What is the sound of shit happening?
Hinduism : This shit has happened before.
Catholism : If shit happens, you deserve it.
Judaism : Why does shit always happen to us?
Calvinism : Shit happens because you don’t work hard enough.
Christian Science : If shit happens, pray and it will go away.
Protestantism : Let shit happen to someone else.
Atheism : Shit happens for no reason.
Agnosticism : May be shit happens, maybe it doesn’t.
Hare Krishna : Shit happens, shit happens, shit happens.
Stoicism : Shit happens; I can take it.
Jehova’s Witnesses : Let us in and we’ll tell you why shit happens!
Rastafarianism : Let’s smoke this shit and see what happens!

Taoism : Shit happens.
Confucianism : Confucius say “Shit happens”.
Buddhism : Shit happening is an illusion....
Islam : Shit happening is the will of Allah!
Zen : What is the sound of shit happening?
Hinduism : This shit has happened before.
Catholism : If shit happens, you deserve it.
Judaism : Why does shit always happen to us?
Calvinism : Shit happens because you don’t work hard enough.
Christian Science : If shit happens, pray and it will go away.
Protestantism : Let shit happen to someone else.
Atheism : Shit happens for no reason.
Agnosticism : May be shit happens, maybe it doesn’t.
Hare Krishna : Shit happens, shit happens, shit happens.
Stoicism : Shit happens; I can take it.
Jehova’s Witnesses : Let us in and we’ll tell you why shit happens!
Rastafarianism : Let’s smoke this shit and see what happens!